You should follow and/or message me and we’ll be best friends if:
- You aren’t a “Brony” (seriously can’t stand that shit, sorry guys).
- You are fascinated by/have bod mods.
- You live in/are from northern California.
- You love animals as much as I do.
- You are bilingual.
- You aren’t sexist/racist/homophobic/transphobic (we don’t take too kindly to those types ‘round these parts).
- You love badass, empowered women.
- You play Star Wars: The Old Republic.
- You love all things Nintendo related.
- You need a friend or someone to listen.
- You think David Bowie is wonderful.
- You know who The Matches are (we’ll be BFF’s if you like them).
- You need relationship advice (seriously, I’m like fucking Dr. Love).
- You also spend hours on Netflix browsing the Social and Cultural Documentaries section.
- You think Brody Dalle and Joan Jett are beautiful.
- You want to talk to me for some other reason than finding me physically attractive, like having a meaningful conversation about astronomy or cats.
